Give thanks for these incredibly useful chat-up lines:
- why have turkey when you can have some chicken?
- i’ve got some gravy for those mashed potatoes!
- hope you’re hungry, it’s time for a harvest!
- on your knees, pilgrim boy!
- have you had your stuffing yet?
- you wanna piece of my pumpkin pie?
- i put the “top” in “stove top”.
- i’ll give you something to be thankful for!
- you want some white meat?
- my cock’s like a drumstick, take a bite!
- i wanna land on you like plymouth rock.
- i’m gonna break your bread.
- come taste my cornucopia of hot hot lovin’.
- i’ve got a centerpiece for your table!
- i got some rolls for ya!
- cover me in cranberries and call me pilgrim!
- come sit at my kiddie table.
and last but not least…
- on your knees it’s time to give thanks.
