Bill O’Rly?

19-Jan-07

On Shawn Hornbeck who was abducted and found in some 300 lb dude’s home:

When asked if they thought their son had been sexually abused, Pam Akers said, “I don’t want everybody to think that he had this perfect life with this guy. There’s no way he had a perfect life with this guy.”

I don’t think anyone in their right mind would think that an 11 year old could have the mental capacity to judge that a situation he’s in is something he could or should walk away from…

Oh wait its Bill O Reilly for the block!

“The situation here for this kid looks to me to be a lot more fun than what he had under his old parents… There was an element here that this kid liked about his circumstance.”

It’s sort of how female coworkers are asking for it by listening to you talk about vibrators and threesomes

…allegedly…

The ultra-conservative mind is starting to make some sort of sense to me though. If two gay guys can get married, then that will lead to pedophilia because children can sort-of consent, and if that’s true, then there’s obviously something dogs and sheep enjoy about sex with humans otherwise they’d make the decision to run away or bite you.

In such a freely concenting world, I still don’t think anyone would consent to sleeping with Bill O Reilly. Nice try though.

Bookmark and Share
blog comments powered by Disqus

Bad Behavior has blocked 312 access attempts in the last 7 days.

order viagra