TROY: I have high standards
KEVIN: You have NO standards
KEVIN: that’s what makes you Troy
KEVIN: for chrissakes
TROY: i have MANY standards, get it right
TROY: “well, he may have acne and bad breath — but he IS french”
TROY: or
KEVIN: I would say the phrase: “Troy has multple standards” is correct
KEVIN: “high standards?” no way
TROY: hahahha
KEVIN: like “two legs”
KEVIN: and “at least an eye”
TROY: hahahah
TROY: we’ll have to compare notes sometime
TROY: what’s the card game? Magic?
TROY: we’ll play that but with photos of our exes
KEVIN: You’re on motherfucker
KEVIN: I do aryans so I have the purity of race benefit
TROY: “His six pack trumps your baby blue eyes”
TROY: hahahah
KEVIN: so would it be called
KEVIN: “Five Card Stud”
KEVIN: heyoooooooo
TROY: hahahah
TROY: heyooooooooooo
TROY: lol
KEVIN: I was involved with this one boy
KEVIN: he sounded like Bea Arthur
KEVIN: he was 24 years old and chain smoked
KEVIN: MAAAAAWW!!
TROY: hahahah
KEVIN: oh i showed you the myspace pic and you said he had gay face
KEVIN: hahaha
TROY: ok this is retarded
TROY: i’ve gotten 19 IMs and now 4 text messages about Anna Nicole
TROY: WHO CARES?
KEVIN: eric
KEVIN: this is the biggest news OF THE WEEK
KEVIN: the world cares
TROY: maybe i’m just dumb
KEVIN: Anna nicole was our national treasure
TROY: what did she do beside model a bit, marry a rich guy, and be a druggie drunk?
KEVIN: she’s our big tittied icon
TROY: i mean, that’s me in like 20 years
TROY: hahahahah
KEVIN: well when you’re an icon and you die I will send out IMs
TROY: TROY IS DEAD
TROY: has a ring to it
KEVIN: I’ll remove your feeding tube
KEVIN: and hold a snickers bar to your nose
TROY: hahahahah
KEVIN: i just got an IM from my friend who’s already bought “AnnaNicoleIsDead.com”
TROY: genius
TROY: sort of
TROY: i’d go for something catchy
TROY: AnnaAnnaAnnaNicole.com
TROY: or AnnaNicoleIsAlive.com
TROY: AnnaNicoleLIVES.com
KEVIN: I like that
KEVIN: TrimspaKills
TROY: awwwwwwww
TROY: AnnaNicoleInPurgatory.com
TROY: with a flash movie
KEVIN: that idea is as gay as your face
KEVIN: hahaha
TROY: ooh new idea
TROY: instead of “hot or not”
TROY: “gay or not”
TROY: to see how gay your gay face is
KEVIN: I like that
KEVIN: measure your gay face
KEVIN: i think your face becomes gayer as you age
TROY: i’d say you and i are about a 6 on the gay face scale
KEVIN: HAHA
KEVIN: I’m a 6??
Just for the record, I believe I’m a 3-4 on the gayface scale.
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Notes
Homophobic Snickers Commercial - I don’t care that Snickers was “pressured” into removing this commercial, what I think is important is that everyone now recognizes this as homophobia. I make out with boys using Butterfinger chocolate bars made by Nestle Inc. anyway!
MMmmhmmm Butterfinger!
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