I heard my roommate having sex this weekend.
I should clarify my situation here.
I have two roommates who are at the opposite ends of the spectrum, one of them is gentle, portly, and unassuming, the other is vigorous, pleasantly airheaded, and male model gorgeous.
The male model has unbelievable lips, and a greek god of a body. [...]
Monthly Archives: January 2008
No Moaning
27-Jan-08The Etiquette of Oral Sex.
25-Jan-08 The Etiquette of Oral Sex
If you’re giving it, you need to be extremely comfortable with, as biologists say, your partner’s crotch. Conversely, if you’re receiving it, you need to be extremely comfortable with your own. The net result can leave one or both partners wanting more, wanting less— or simply wanting to beat [...]
(Ugly white man claims to have seduced Obama in limo with crack)
(Weird white woman claims that these little kids are not on LSD)
Danger, Will Robinson!
25-Jan-08 Finally, you can get your own fully-functional Sex Robot B9!
The ROBOT from "Lost in Space"
I’m Sorry You Feel That Way.
25-Jan-08The 8 of us here at boredgayboy.com offices have been, erm, consoling each other over the last few days over Keith Ledger’s death. Kevin has been in the corner sobbing, wearing nothing but a 2002-retro cowboy shirt (pink and brown, with pearl snaps), rocking back and forth, clutching a tattered photo of Keith, wailing, [...]
Amy Winehouse is Dead.
25-Jan-08Duffy – Mercy
Get your dance on, kittens! Duffy looks a bit like Dolly Parton, sings a bit like Dusty Springfield, and is Welsh. Crazy, right? Forget about tired ass Lamy Winehouse, and move on to 2008’s new floor filler, Duffy!
Tug of War.
25-Jan-08from Luke Smalley’s ‘Exercise at Home’
I spent most of yesterday exchanging salacious flirtatious texts with my Cuban ex. Hot. Mui calienté. What is it about Cuban boys that really gets me excited? It’s more than just this rich, Buena Vista Social Club-esque cultural background. It also relates to this naughty [...]
Qr Magazine—Young. Gay. Now.
25-Jan-08Qr Magazine—Young. Gay. Now.
