If you’re giving it, you need to be extremely comfortable with, as biologists say, your partner’s crotch. Conversely, if you’re receiving it, you need to be extremely comfortable with your own. The net result can leave one or both partners wanting more, wanting less— or simply wanting to beat their heads against a wall.
And, no, none of our staff were interviewed for this piece. Although Kevin sometimes goes by Tiffany:
“I didn’t enjoy it,” says Tiffany. “But one evening we were out with his friends and I overheard them refer to to his ex with a nickname that strongly implied she was good at giving head. I got jealous, so that night I went down on him with the goal of outperforming her. He went nuts, which I loved.”
Any tips besides “spit and grip using two hands and wring it out like a dirty dishtowel?”
