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In an open letter posted June 6, Democratic presidential shoe-in Senator Obama reaffirmed his commitment to gay homosexualists, who even in 2008 are living as second-class citizens in these United states.

I will never compromise on my commitment to equal rights for all LGBT Americans…

Listen, bitches, I’m here for the long haul. You best start being my friend now, cuz if you wait until I’m in office I’m gonna be like, “awwwwwwww hell to the naw!”.

But neither will I close my ears to the voices of those who still need to be convinced…

Girl, I know this country got some crazies up in it. Trust me, my sisters and sisters, I got some mad plans to open hearts and minds and fix this shit good!

That is the work we must do to move forward together. It is difficult. It is challenging. And it is necessary…

Bitch, you better work! Who wants another Mojito?

That is where I stand on the major issues of the day. But having the right positions on the issues is only half the battle. The other half is to win broad support for those positions. And winning broad support will require stepping outside our comfort zone.

Now, this might hurt a bit. Just count to 10 and keep breathing.