The ‘69′ position was, in fact, invented in 1938.
- How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
- If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
- You: You’re going to have to buy me a drink? Boy: What for? You: I dropped mine when I saw you.
- I’ve got the ship, you’ve got the harbor…. What say we tie up for the night?
- You: Did it hurt? Boy: What?!?!?!?!? You: When you fell from heaven!
- Fuck me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Anthony?
- Come over here and sit on my lap–we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
- Your parents must be bakers cuz they sure put out a great set of buns!