Each year, Durex compiles a global sex survey. Apparently they think by asking people about sex, people will have more sex and buy more of their condoms. We here at BoredGayBoy are firm believers in the rhythm method [no members of the BoredGayBoy staff have ever had a pregnancy scare].
Here are the global averages for number of sexual partners:
heterosexual women – 7 male partners
When choosing between “labels” and “love”, looks like “labels” are winning.
heterosexual men – 13 female partners
Men are pigs.
bisexual women – 13 male & 3 female partners
Bisexuals, like unicorns, are imaginary creatures that only exist in places like Never Never Land and youth hostels in Spain.
bisexual men – 21 male & 14 female partners
Men are pigs.
homosexual women – 11 female partners
My lesbian friends are always complaining about being called “dirty filthy lezzers”, but I this statistic shows that they’re merely “dirty lezzers”.
homosexual men – 108 male partners
Men are pigs.
Of course you feel a sense of pride when you see that gay men are the horniest, sleaziest, most promiscuous bunch on the planet. How well do you fare against that “108 male partners” milestone?
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