Remember how the silly fun electro grooves of Gravy Train!!!. Do you? I certainly do, as I dated all 5 of the band members [don't ask me to name any of them besides Hunx]. I can’t tell you how many courses of antibiotics I had to take to… oh, wait.
New York darlings Whore’s Mascara are like Gravy Train!!! minus the smelly women, plus some Manhattan gayness and multiplied by lots of rhyming couplets:
He knows all the best jeans to buy,
and what we should Tivo on Bravo.
He’s even got this fag-hag friend,
who’s Asian, fat and really funny.—All I Want [mp3]
What I love about the video is that it’s a perfect encapsulation of a night out with Kevin… we run around to about 22 different bars, chase after blond boys, and then there’s a random appearance by Michael Musto.
