Old BoredGayBoys + Old Pickup Lines.

10-Jul-08


Did someone say, “grease lightening!”?

  • There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
  • If I follow you home, will you keep me?
  • Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  • My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful boy in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
  • You: [Hold up right fist hand] Know why you should use this hand to masturbate? Boy: No, why? You: Because they’re mine.
  • Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
  • I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
  • Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?