These woolen trousers are just making. me. so. darned. hot.
- The voices in my head say you should go out with me….
- Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
- You: [Walk up to Boy and gently pull up their collar to look at the the shirt tag] Hmph! Boy: What the hell? You: Oh… I was just checking to see if it said “Made in Heaven.”
- Inheriting 80 million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart!
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.
- Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
- Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
- [Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours.] So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes…