Did someone say, “seamen”?
- Greetings and salivations.
- I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
- Hi, my name is Toby. Don’t forget, because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
- Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in the morning.
- You: Excuse me, but could you give me directions? Boy: To where? You: Your heart…
- Do you have some Irish in you? Would you like a little Irish in you?
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
- You might as well come home with me because I’m going to tell everyone you did anyway.
