“Let’s get soakin’ wet!”
- Do you believe in love at first sight?…Or do I have to walk by again?
- You look like my 3rd boyfriend, and I’ve only had 2.
- Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
- Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
- Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
- Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?….[slap self]…What? you don’t like pizza?
- [Give the person a pint of beer] Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.
- You: Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? Boy: No. You: Do you want to do lunch?