Old BoredGayBoys + Old Pickup Lines.

30-Jul-08


Water sports were invented in 1922. Yes, those water sports.

  • I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach?… No?… Can I ?
  • Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you and I together.
  • [Gesture for the boy to come over] I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
  • If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
  • I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  • Your legs must be tired cuz you’ve been running through my mind all night.
  • That shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I would be coming on you, too.
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