
Water sports were invented in 1922. Yes, those water sports.
- I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
- Do you sleep on your stomach?… No?… Can I ?
- Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you and I together.
- [Gesture for the boy to come over] I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
- Your legs must be tired cuz you’ve been running through my mind all night.
- That shirt is very becoming on you, of course, if I were that shirt I would be coming on you, too.