“I don’t know whether to open fire or fall in love.” – Cop from Batman Returns
Monthly Archives: July 2008
My ex-boyfriend has become a porn star.
10-Jul-08 This is a sentence which—in the wildest reaches of my most heinous fantasies—I never thought I would type. That is an idea as radical and foreign to me as my ex-boyfriend becoming the Prime Minister of Uzbekistan or touring as the opening act for Insane Clown Posse.
To understand why [...]
I have an idea, let’s nominate the biggest pussy junior senator we can find to be the next Democratic president.
Just get swept right up in his cult of personality bullshit. Find a black man who can “speak well” to impress all of the highly educated citizens of this country. Let his campaign come [...]
Our Story.
09-Jul-08It all started off as a game,
an exercise in my lack of shame.
But from it came a new and ever lasting flame.
Every single moment I remember, frame by frame.
One weeks time, it was about,
my feelings so immediate, so devout
“for sure” I was “without a doubt”
My heart and mind filled with love throughout.
Soon it came time [...]
Are you?
08-Jul-08Remember how the silly fun electro grooves of Gravy Train!!!. Do you? I certainly do, as I dated all 5 of the band members [don't ask me to name any of them besides Hunx]. I can’t tell you how many courses of antibiotics I had to take to… oh, wait.
New York darlings [...]
Reggae Straight Pride Parade
07-Jul-08I couldn’t let this bit of news regarding the Straight Pride Parade pass by without a bit of commentary.
First of all, Reggae music is about the worst for of self-expression known to man. Its given birth to abortion after abortion of demented shit like Reaggaeton.
I’ll reveal to you now why Reggae music [...]
Each year, Durex compiles a global sex survey. Apparently they think by asking people about sex, people will have more sex and buy more of their condoms. We here at BoredGayBoy are firm believers in the rhythm method [no members of the BoredGayBoy staff have ever had a pregnancy scare].
Here are the global [...]
