Where are my keys? I lost my penis.
In a recent interview with the Los Angeles Times, definitely-NOT-a-tranny Chrstina Aguilera fanned the flames of the rivalry between her and Lady Gaga, insinuating that Gaga is a tranny:
This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman. I just wasn’t sure. I really don’t spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.
Ooooh snap! Ring ring. Ring ring. “Tranny? It’s tranny.”