Rev Peter Mullen, who is rector of St Michael’s Cornhole Cornhill and some other silly British parish called “St. Sepulchre without Newgate” in London, and is pictured above, wrote in some sort of let’s-pretend-we’re-hip-with-the-kids blog that being a Bored Gay Boy was:
clearly unnatural, a perversion and corruption of natural instincts and affections, and because it is a cause of fatal disease.
He then goes on:
Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS.
In the same blog, Mr Mullen called for all gay pride parades, which he branded “obscene”, to be outlawed. To which we can only ask, “jeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallous?!”
His boss God Jesus Christ The Pope The Bishop of London, the Rt. Rev. Richard Chartres, said the posting, which has since been taken down, was “highly offensive”. The Rev Mullen, 66, was told on Friday that he could face disciplinary action.

Let us make it obligatory for bigoted, homophobic, holier-than-thou, far-from-God’s-image, do-unto-others-yeah-bollocks priests to have themselves tattooed. Tattoo suggestions in the comments, please.