Give the DJ a BJ.
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Compliment him ironically on his Paris Hilton remix, giving him a knowing roll of the eyes.
Ask him what model headphones he’s using, and how great they’d look on your bedroom floor. Tell him how impressed you are by his “twelve inches”. Casually mention the time you got trashed with Madonna and Oakenfold at the Winter Music Conference in 2003. Buy him a drink. “Wow, you really know how to twiddle those knobs… fancy twiddling mine when you’re done?” |
Buy him 3 more drinks.
“Oh. My. God. Were you the DJ in Lady Gaga’s new video? You look even better in person!” “I love this track. Have you heard the Jonny Moirée white label vocal mix? It’s pretty dope, I have the acetate at my place…” Ask to see his sack—referring, of course, to his record bag. “I don’t know that much about dance music—would you like to teach me everything you know?” R U Qr? |
[Special thanks to DJ Dan Murphy]
