That’s how we make bread!
Give thanks for these incredibly useful chat-up lines:
- Why have turkey when you can have some chicken?
- I’ve got some gravy for those mashed potatoes!
- Cover me in cranberries and call me pilgrim!
- Come sit at my kiddie table.
- I wanna land on you like Plymouth Rock.
- Hope you’re hungry, it’s time for a harvest!
- On your knees, pilgrim boy!
- Have you had your stuffing yet?
- I’ve got a wishbone for ya.
- You wanna piece of my pumpkin pie?
- I put the “Top” in “Stove Top”.
- I’ll give you something to be thankful for!
- You want some white meat?
- My cock’s like a drumstick, take a bite!
- I’m gonna break your bread [see video above].
- Come taste my cornucopia of hot hot lovin’.
- I’ve got a centerpiece for your table!
- Close your eyes and make a wish!
- I got some yams for ya!
and, last but not least…
- On your knees! It’s time to give thanks.
