Below is a picture of Ari Gold, the gay rapper:
Now, below here is a picture of Ari Gold, a character played by Jeremy Piven on the hit HBO show Entourage:
…sigh…ok…here is a picture of queer artist Owen Pallett, who plays the viola with the group Arcade Fire, and who performs solo as Final Fantasy:
Got that? Okay now pictured below is Final Fantasy VII:
It is a Playstation video game and the 7th chapter in a–oh I don’t know–200 plus video game franchise that has sold in the billions all over the world since 1987!
Who is managing these gay artists and giving them household names to perform under? I have an idea, why don’t I launch my singing career and name myself Shell Oil.
Shell Oil hits #1 on Logo. Yeah that won’t confuse anyone!
