I caught whiff of this story on a slow news day, but here it is online with pictures.
A fat older homely teacher is fired after it was discovered she was boning a supermodel student.
Naturally this is BoredGayBoy, so the genders aren’t what you’d expect. Yes her super model boyfriend is this:
The teacher in question is pictured below:
Listen, yes of course she’s busted. A friend of mine I went to dinner with is busted too, but who was I to judge her when she told me she’d slept with 3 men and messed around with one in the stall of a bathroom?
The judgment for Mrs. Gina Salamino: She should get her job back and get some of that economic bailout money wired straight to her bank account.
But as for Mr. Joshua Walter: He will need to be locked up in solitary confinement because he is clearly a danger to himself.
