That’s how we make bread!
Give thanks for these incredibly useful chat-up lines:
Why have turkey when you can have some chicken?
I’ve got some gravy for those mashed potatoes!
Cover me in cranberries and call me pilgrim!
Come sit at my kiddie table.
I wanna land on you like Plymouth Rock.
Hope you’re hungry, it’s time for a harvest!
On your knees, [...]
“That’s why we’re homosapiens, not heterosapiens!”
Smirks.
Smiles.
Scowls.
Squarehippies has a nice round up of GQ’s men of the year
Of note besides a dapper looking Obama is GQ’s choice for Golden Boy of the year; Michael Phelps.
Yeah I know what you’re going to say, “Kevin, you can’t stop talking about Michael Phelps, I’m sick of you talking about Phelps. It’s Phelps this [...]
Give the DJ a BJ.
Compliment him ironically on his Paris Hilton remix, giving him a knowing roll of the eyes.
Ask him what model headphones he’s using, and how great they’d look on your bedroom floor.
Tell him how impressed you are by his “twelve inches”.
Casually mention the time you got trashed with Madonna and Oakenfold at [...]
Yes, here at BoredGayBoy we’re both politically savvy and that gay.
Reasons for anyone older than 22yo to spend time on Facebook:
To stalk Kevin’s friend’s boss. Or Kevin’s boss’s friend. Or your friend’s friend named Kevin, gathering enough random information about him to finally stop poking and start flirting, via wussy nonchalant photo comments.
To stalk the boy you went on one date with 2 weeks ago, [...]
Let me tell you something about the bail out. You know? The bailout that all of the news channels are debating on. The bailout for the car companies and for wall street and for this and for that…
All of the politicians and some of the pundits are convinced that we need a bailout asap, but [...]
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