Fly G: im fucked
my toilet is so clogged
im going to have to take a shit in a bag
Sent at 12:37 AM on Sunday
me: omg what?
what?
is it overflowing?
don’t you have a plunger?
Fly G: no
it just wont flush
water just builds up
i had my landord over last week and now the problem is back
Sent at 12:43 AM on Sunday
me: omg that is whack
are you going to shit in a bag?
Fly G: i might
Sent at 12:45 AM on Sunday
me: Well where else are you going to shit?
Fly G: im really not sure the toilet does not work
im not comfortable
like i need to evacuate some poop
maybe ill shit in the litter box
me: That is brilliant
You should shit in the litter box
then treat it like cat poop
scoop it up
throw it away
Fly G: oh god
me: let the trash man handle it
Fly G: no , then my cat will think its not for him and he’ll start shitting on the floor
me: or maybe your cat will start using the toilet now
Originally from Deviant
