
You know the really skinny guys who are made fun of in high school?
The ones who look like someone took a bunch of ankles and elbows, threw them in a bag, and gave it a good shake?
They pretty much rule the coop in the gayverse, and they are still full of anger and self-hate.
Most gay bars are basically high school drama club reenactions of Revenge of the Nerds, but with tight pants, extreme body dysmorphia and toilet sex.
And sometimes, herpes.