Why Boys Are Hotter in Summer

13-Jun-09
  • Less clothing and darker skin, obvs.
  • Everyone’s fatter in winter especially me
  • T-shirt chest sweat
  • Exposed calves with stupid tattoos on them
  • Hanging out topless with their t-shirt shoved in their back pocket
  • When sometimes there’s a guy who has been working out probably less than a year and he’s still fascinated with his developing muscles so he discreetly fondles his pectoral but pretends he’s just scratching but you can tell he’s not
  • Arms
  • Leaps for the frisbee and you can see their tummy for a sec
  • Sunglasses on the head make straight boys look 5% gayer
  • Everbody looks like they’ve just had sex, are about to have sex, or are currently having sex
  • They touch each other more for some reason I think maybe
  • And lastly THEY’RE EVERYWHERE OMG AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Via in the what?

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