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Jeff’s Letter to Obama No. 1

20-Jan-09

Dear President Obama…
First off, woohoo! Congrats, and I’m sorry that the Chief Justice screwed up the oath (he’s still miffed you didn’t vote for him). I voted for you! Well, to be honest, I voted for you in the general but Hillary in the primary. I feel I need to be [...]

The Pancake Test

03-Dec-08

Earlier this year I developed a new test of boyfriend compatibility that I started referring to as “The Pancake Test”. It came into maturity on the AIDS ride as I found myself crushing on a boy who worked at the SF AIDS Foundation, because once I applied The Pancake Test to him I could barely [...]

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