Give the DJ a BJ.
Compliment him ironically on his Paris Hilton remix, giving him a knowing roll of the eyes.
Ask him what model headphones he’s using, and how great they’d look on your bedroom floor.
Tell him how impressed you are by his “twelve inches”.
Casually mention the time you got trashed with Madonna and Oakenfold at [...]
Warning! Explosive digital dance fireworks! Keep away from children!
Hey boys and… boys, it’s your resident superstar DJ, Jonny Moirée here with an exclusive download for BoredGayBoy.com readers… Party Trick Vol. 9—an 80-minute party mix.
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80-minute party mix, featuring the latest electro, tech-house and gritty r’n’b tunes.
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I may be brave, courageous, adventurous, outrageous, bold, daring in many aspects of my life and the way that I live it, but for whatever reason I seem to be incapable of properly dealing with relationships.
For the past week I’ve been killing myself trying to figure out what to do about Ben… it was [...]
Remember how the silly fun electro grooves of Gravy Train!!!. Do you? I certainly do, as I dated all 5 of the band members [don't ask me to name any of them besides Hunx]. I can’t tell you how many courses of antibiotics I had to take to… oh, wait.
New York darlings [...]
Warning! Explosive digital dance fireworks!Keep away from children!
Hey boys and… boys, it’s your resident superstar DJ, Jonny Moirée here with an exclusive download for BoredGayBoy.com readers… Party Trick Vol. 7—an 80-minute party mix.
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80 minutes of head-slapping, head-banging, head-aching, head-giving summer choons. Ravey bassey booty hip-hop filthy electro bassline [...]
Party Girl with a Good Habit
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“My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut.”
If those words bring a smile to your face, that means only one thing… you’re a Summer Heights High addict and deserve a reward for your insanity loyalty: a
wicked Summer Heights High vs. [...]
We sympathize, we really do. You spend all those hours at the gym doing yogalates, crunches, push-ups, squats… all in hopes that someday it’ll pay off.
And, of course, when you’re young and going through growth spurts, “paying off” usually means being flexible enough to perform autofellatio. Oh, how wonderful those 6 weeks were [...]
