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Bail Me Out!

20-Nov-08

Let me tell you something about the bail out. You know? The bailout that all of the news channels are debating on. The bailout for the car companies and for wall street and for this and for that…
All of the politicians and some of the pundits are convinced that we need a bailout asap, but […]

Qr Magazine Exclusive: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Gay Marriage

19-Nov-08

It puts the lotion in the basket.
I was throwing out some garbage when I spotted my neighbor’s boyfriend coming back into the apartment building after having thrown out his trash.  We greeted each other and exchanged a few semi-awkward pleasantries [as is always the case when talking to someone so on the periphery and yet […]

Kevin Has A New Crush

17-Nov-08

Asher Roth raps about his girlfriend and getting drunk. He raps about loving college. Asher Roth is a white boy:

Humina humina humina! Check his Myspace page.

It’s The Nose

14-Jul-08

…and now for something completely different.
Have you seen this commercial?

Cute right? A 14 year old me would have video recorded this commercial, freeze-framed the last bit where the long haired boy is in his skivvies, and spent a better part of the summer masturbating to him and other prerecorded daytime tv sex scenes.
Thankfully I […]

Playgirl Model Nicholas Ryan Shows You How to WiiFit [NSFW]

10-Jul-08

“I don’t know whether to open fire or fall in love.” - Cop from Batman Returns

Obama And You: “He’s Not Hitting Me, I’m Just Walking Into the Punches”

09-Jul-08

I have an idea, let’s nominate the biggest pussy junior senator we can find to be the next Democratic president.
Just get swept right up in his cult of personality bullshit. Find a black man who can “speak well” to impress all of the highly educated citizens of this country. Let his campaign come […]

Reggae Straight Pride Parade

07-Jul-08

I couldn’t let this bit of news regarding the Straight Pride Parade pass by without a bit of commentary.
First of all, Reggae music is about the worst for of self-expression known to man. Its given birth to abortion after abortion of demented shit like Reaggaeton.
I’ll reveal to you now why Reggae music […]

Why you should buy your boyfriend a Wii Fit.

04-Jul-08

In honor of July 4th, we present you with the all-American image of a hot boy wearing short shorts flopping around on a piece of technology.

Gay Marriage Legal in California

15-May-08

….starting….wait for it….NOW!
FACT: CNN says it is so
The final tally is now: Homosexuals -1, Homophobic Rap Artists- 0.
Eat it 50 Cent!
 

Perv On Films

30-Apr-08

Patrick Dempsey, back when he was kind of cute/normal-looking.
Remember when you used to troll Shirtless Male Celeb sites back when the web internet was still 1.0? Check out SquareHippies, a continuously updated blog full of pervy shirtless male screencaps from new films. I suggest you start with Eddie Redmayne, Jon Foster, and Toby […]