Reasons for anyone older than 22yo to spend time on Facebook:
To stalk Kevin’s friend’s boss. Or Kevin’s boss’s friend. Or your friend’s friend named Kevin, gathering enough random information about him to finally stop poking and start flirting, via wussy nonchalant photo comments.
To stalk the boy you went on one date with 2 weeks ago, [...]
Where are my keys? I lost my penis.
In a recent interview with the Los Angeles Times, definitely-NOT-a-tranny Chrstina Aguilera fanned the flames of the rivalry between her and Lady Gaga, insinuating that Gaga is a tranny:
This person [Lady Gaga] was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this [...]
Water sports were invented in 1922. Yes, those water sports.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Do you sleep on your stomach?… No?… Can I ?
Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you and I together.
[Gesture for the boy to come over] [...]
“Let’s get soakin’ wet!”
Do you believe in love at first sight?…Or do I have to walk by again?
You look like my 3rd boyfriend, and I’ve only had 2.
Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have [...]
Did someone say, “seamen”?
Greetings and salivations.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Hi, my name is Toby. Don’t forget, because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in [...]
These woolen trousers are just making. me. so. darned. hot.
The voices in my head say you should go out with me….
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
You: [Walk up to Boy and gently pull up their collar to look at the the shirt tag] Hmph! Boy: What the hell? You: Oh… [...]
Did someone say, “grease lightening!”?
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be [...]
Each year, Durex compiles a global sex survey. Apparently they think by asking people about sex, people will have more sex and buy more of their condoms. We here at BoredGayBoy are firm believers in the rhythm method [no members of the BoredGayBoy staff have ever had a pregnancy scare].
Here are the global [...]
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