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Harder, better, faster, stronger. And Eurotrashier.

05-Jul-08

YouTube is home to retarded teenage boys, spastic teenage girls, and lots and lots of hot Eurotrash who don’t mind dancing poorly for our amusment.

I make fun, but I’d be the meat in that Daft Punk sandwich any day. It takes strong pelvic muscles to dance like a gigolo!

Old BoredGayBoys + Old Pickup Lines.

05-Jul-08

The ‘69′ position was, in fact, invented in 1938.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
You: You’re going to have to buy me a drink? Boy: What for? You: I [...]

We are retarded for celebrating Jesse Helms’ death.

04-Jul-08

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The racist, bigoted, homophobic and ill-fitting-panty-wearing former Senator Jesse Helms [D-SF] died today. He was 86.
Our big bad bear daddy bloggers, and even some of our friends are thinking we should celebrate, we should be happy that this hateful man has finally left our consciousness. What [...]

Ice Cream and Cake and Nudie Boys in Neckties.

14-Jun-08

Today’s my birthday [HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TROY!] and for my birthday my friends got me some birthday cake, some ice cream, and a video of some sexy lads dancing around to that awful Buckwheat Boyz track “Ice Cream and Cake”:

Now, who wants to blow out my birthday candle?

Bush & McCain—gay for each other since 1934!

13-Jun-08

Presenting THE LONG LOST 1934 GEORGE BUSH JOHN McCAIN TIJUANA BIBLE (vintage! NSFW!)

Ethan Persoff recently came into possession of one of the rarest and most sought after of documents. Which one, you ask? The long lost 1934 John McCain Bible. Vintage porn hunters have been looking for this, the holy grail of gay pr0n, for [...]

Christoph und Sascha Make Out For Freedom!

11-Jun-08

The smell of Nair, pomade and guyliner means only one thing—Gay Shame Pride season is upon us. For many homosexualists, Pride is more about hooking up with a hot summer/June/afternoon fling, and notsomuch about reflecting the struggle of our past and the obstacles we must still overcome in our fight for true equality.
Unlike Pride, [...]

Numa Numa Gay

09-Jun-08

19yo Steve sent us this clip [the true epitome of bored]:

Well… my grandma walks down in the middle of it… this was at like 2 a.m. and people got pissed at me for doing the song so loud and im in my Undies :P
I think you’ll agree that a dorky boy dancing poorly in his [...]

21yo Gay Superdelegate Pledges Support for Obama

10-May-08

Ok, not really an exclusive, but noteworthy nonetheless. Jason Rae—not the recently-found-dead-from-overdose husband of Brit singer Corrine Bailey Rae, but rather the country’s youngest superdelegate—has finally come out to his parents and come out as supporting Obama.
Jason Rae is the 21yo Marguette University junior, living large in Wisconsin. He served as a United [...]

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