Give the DJ a BJ.
Compliment him ironically on his Paris Hilton remix, giving him a knowing roll of the eyes.
Ask him what model headphones he’s using, and how great they’d look on your bedroom floor.
Tell him how impressed you are by his “twelve inches”.
Casually mention the time you got trashed with Madonna and Oakenfold at [...]
Party Girl with a Good Habit
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“My name is Jessica. Some kids call me a slut.”
If those words bring a smile to your face, that means only one thing… you’re a Summer Heights High addict and deserve a reward for your insanity loyalty: a
wicked Summer Heights High vs. [...]
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