Tag Archives: obama

Obama And You: “He’s Not Hitting Me, I’m Just Walking Into the Punches”

09-Jul-08

I have an idea, let’s nominate the biggest pussy junior senator we can find to be the next Democratic president.
Just get swept right up in his cult of personality bullshit. Find a black man who can “speak well” to impress all of the highly educated citizens of this country. Let his campaign come […]

Obama promises to find you a boyfriend.

09-Jun-08

In an open letter posted June 6, Democratic presidential shoe-in Senator Obama reaffirmed his commitment to gay homosexualists, who even in 2008 are living as second-class citizens in these United states.
I will never compromise on my commitment to equal rights for all LGBT Americans…
Listen, bitches, I’m here for the long haul. You best start […]

21yo Gay Superdelegate Pledges Support for Obama—BoredGayBoy Exclusive

10-May-08

Ok, not really an exclusive, but noteworthy nonetheless. Jason Rae—not the recently-found-dead-from-overdose husband of Brit singer Corrine Bailey Rae, but rather the country’s youngest superdelegate—has finally come out to his parents and come out as supporting Obama.
Jason Rae is the 21yo Marguette University junior, living large in Wisconsin. He served as a United […]

One of these will make you uncomfortable.

25-Jan-08

(Ugly white man claims to have seduced Obama in limo with crack)

(Weird white woman claims that these little kids are not on LSD)