That’s how we make bread!
Give thanks for these incredibly useful chat-up lines:
Why have turkey when you can have some chicken?
I’ve got some gravy for those mashed potatoes!
Cover me in cranberries and call me pilgrim!
Come sit at my kiddie table.
I wanna land on you like Plymouth Rock.
Hope you’re hungry, it’s time for a harvest!
On your knees, [...]
Water sports were invented in 1922. Yes, those water sports.
I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Do you sleep on your stomach?… No?… Can I ?
Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you and I together.
[Gesture for the boy to come over] [...]
“Let’s get soakin’ wet!”
Do you believe in love at first sight?…Or do I have to walk by again?
You look like my 3rd boyfriend, and I’ve only had 2.
Excuse me, do you want a double entendre?
Your parents must be thieves cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have [...]
Did someone say, “seamen”?
Greetings and salivations.
I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
Hi, my name is Toby. Don’t forget, because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.
Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get a hold of me in [...]
These woolen trousers are just making. me. so. darned. hot.
The voices in my head say you should go out with me….
Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
You: [Walk up to Boy and gently pull up their collar to look at the the shirt tag] Hmph! Boy: What the hell? You: Oh… [...]
Did someone say, “grease lightening!”?
There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be [...]
The ‘69′ position was, in fact, invented in 1938.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.
If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
You: You’re going to have to buy me a drink? Boy: What for? You: I [...]
