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BoredGayBoy’s Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

25-Nov-08

That’s how we make bread!
Give thanks for these incredibly useful chat-up lines:

Why have turkey when you can have some chicken?
I’ve got some gravy for those mashed potatoes!
Cover me in cranberries and call me pilgrim!
Come sit at my kiddie table.
I wanna land on you like Plymouth Rock.
Hope you’re hungry, it’s time for a harvest!
On your knees, [...]

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