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All gay boys aspire to be Britney ~ or ~ When I grow up I wanna be a go-go boy

15-Dec-08

Here in the BoredGayBoy Laboratories, scientists have conclusively decided that sometime in mid-2005 a new species of bored gay boy was created.
The combination of the resurgence of danceable pop music (Danity Kane + High School Musical + Christina) and YouTube self-whoring/self-promotion/self-filming has created a unique subspecies of freaky deaky gay boy which we’re [...]

All I want is a cute blond boy who snorts cocaine and likes Madonna.

08-Jul-08

Remember how the silly fun electro grooves of Gravy Train!!!. Do you? I certainly do, as I dated all 5 of the band members [don't ask me to name any of them besides Hunx]. I can’t tell you how many courses of antibiotics I had to take to… oh, wait.
New York darlings [...]

Harder, better, faster, stronger. And Eurotrashier.

05-Jul-08

YouTube is home to retarded teenage boys, spastic teenage girls, and lots and lots of hot Eurotrash who don’t mind dancing poorly for our amusment.

I make fun, but I’d be the meat in that Daft Punk sandwich any day. It takes strong pelvic muscles to dance like a gigolo!

Ice Cream and Cake and Nudie Boys in Neckties.

14-Jun-08

Today’s my birthday [HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TROY!] and for my birthday my friends got me some birthday cake, some ice cream, and a video of some sexy lads dancing around to that awful Buckwheat Boyz track “Ice Cream and Cake”:

Now, who wants to blow out my birthday candle?

Christoph und Sascha Make Out For Freedom!

11-Jun-08

The smell of Nair, pomade and guyliner means only one thing—Gay Shame Pride season is upon us. For many homosexualists, Pride is more about hooking up with a hot summer/June/afternoon fling, and notsomuch about reflecting the struggle of our past and the obstacles we must still overcome in our fight for true equality.
Unlike Pride, [...]

your d**k looks like gary coleman

02-Sep-06

Gay Wedding Comedy And Owen Pallett

23-Aug-06

Chuck & Larry’s” Wedding:
“If your movie already has Adam Sandler marrying Kevin James, and a side order of Jessica Biel for desert [sic], what more do you need to make a comedy?”
Fire Jessica Biel?
I’ll reserve judgement about this movie until I see the awful trailer, but 20 dollars says one of the boys will use [...]

What’s worse, being blind or being gay?

05-Aug-06
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